October Jones 
Texts From Dog: The Dog Delusion [EPUB ebook] 

Dog is back – the Bark Knight has risen. Unfortunately for weary owner October Jones (but luckily for us), that means there is a brand new selection of the funniest, most bizarre texts from his insane canine companion. There is also the welcome return of Batdog and Cat Cat (half cat, half cat), and a new ‘friend’ in Benedict, the creepiest pug in the world.