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Wieder kein Roman [EPUB ebook] 

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Die Amsel ist ein Vogel. Das Steak ist ein Stück Fleisch und Whitney Houston gestorben. Einfache Wahrheiten, die dennoch Stoff sein könnten für einen Roman, eine Oper oder einen Scherenschnitt. Leider hat Ahne immer noch nicht gelernt, wie man so etwas zustande kriegt. Jahrein, jahraus liefert er Kurzgeschichten ab oder auch mal ein Gedicht oder eine Strichzeichnung. Und damit dieses Zeug nicht sinnlos die Bürotürme seines Verlages zumüllt, haben die Chefs kurzerhand beschlossen, das alles in ein Buch zu schmeißen. Vielleicht erbarmt sich ja doch jemand und liest es weg. Der Autor findet das übrigens gut.

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AHNE ist 1968 geboren und hat schon mal einen Preis verliehen bekommen. Einen Holzpapagei. Er weiß aber nicht mehr für was.
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Language German ● Format EPUB ● Pages 160 ● ISBN 9783863910419 ● File size 1.9 MB ● Publisher Verlag Voland & Quist ● City Berlin ● Country DE ● Published 2013 ● Edition 1 ● Downloadable 24 months ● Currency EUR ● ID 2851311 ● Copy protection without

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