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Jede Falte hart erlacht [EPUB ebook] 
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Erleben Sie gemeinsam mit diesem urkomischen Ehepaar realsatirisch skurrile Situationen zu Hause, bei Freunden, im Gottesdienst, im Wartezimmer und im Urlaub, beim Kochen, Essen und Hund ausführen, beim Vorbereiten und Feiern runder Geburtstage, Jubiläen und christlicher Feiertage …
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Andreas Malessa, Jahrgang 1955, seit über vier Jahrzehnten verheiratet, Theologe und Hörfunkjournalist, hat sich in jährlich rund 90 Vortragsveranstaltungen und rund 20 Büchern den Ruf als scharfsinnig humorvoller Beobachter des Menschlich-Allzumenschlichen erworben.
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Language German ● Format EPUB ● Pages 128 ● ISBN 9783961223947 ● File size 0.5 MB ● Publisher Gerth Medien ● City Asslar ● Country DE ● Published 2019 ● Edition 1 ● Downloadable 24 months ● Currency EUR ● ID 6993865 ● Copy protection Social DRM

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