Anne Fine 
Crummy Mummy and Me [EPUB ebook] 

‘I don’t think my mum’s fit to be a parent, really I don’t.’How would you feel if your mother had royal-blue hair and wore lavender fishnet tights? But Minna’s whole family (including her mum’s punk boyfriend, Crusher Maggot) is a bit unusual. Being the only sensible one is not easy for Minna…