Harry Harrison 
You Know You’re a Dad [EPUB ebook] 
A Book for Dads Who Never Thought They’d Say Binkies, Blankies, or Curfew

You know you’re a dad when you’re more impressed by the latest innovations in stroller technology than in your old sports car . . .You know you’re a dad when a wild Friday night means falling asleep in front of a cartoon with your toddler . . .You know you’re a dad when all you want for Christmas is a nanny . . .