Can an elf who is more dark than glitter save Christmas and get himself off the naughty list when Christmas is suddenly canceled?
Jack Rumpus desperately wants a place where he belongs, but he hates all things happy and dreams of getting far away from the North Pole. Sure he belongs on the dark side of Christmas, he steals the naughty list to use as a map to find his idol, the Christmas-demon Krampus, who travels the world on Christmas Eve to punish all naughty children.
But Jack’s dream turns into a nightmare when he finally meets his horned, devilish hero and learns that he is on Krampus’ naughty list. And the Krampus does not play nice with the naughty children. Not at all. In fact, the Krampus shows he is really evil by attacking Santa Claus and dragging Jack’s kinda-sorta girlfriend to the underworld.
Can this hapless helper use his crazy flying skills to rescue her and the naughty children in time to save Christmas?
If he can, Jack could get a Christmas surprise bigger than anything he’s ever wanted. But, as he would say, this holiday is just… so… weird.
Bad Elf and The Krampus is a humorous Christmas tale. If you like unlikely heroes, wild rides, and a dash of dark fun, then you’ll love John Rae’s rollicking adventure.
قائمة المحتويات
Author’s Note. 4
1 – Christmas Canceled! 6
2 – Un. Can. Cel. 21
3 – Reindeer Games. 38
4 – Perma-swear 53
5 – Happy Christmas Eve! 71
6 – The Trouble With Being Santa. 79
7 – Lame! 93
8 – Elf On The Frigging Shelf! 106
9 – Secret Santa. 112
10 – Careful What You Wish For 122
11 – Dunkelstimma. 134
12 – Letters To Santa. 143
13 – A Slippery Slope. 150
14 – Make Like An Elf 163
15 – Battle! 171
16 – Santa’s Secret 199
17 – One Christmas Wish. 224
About The Author 229
Cover Art 230
Preview.. 231
One Last Wish 244
عن المؤلف
John Rae is a produced screenwriter and author who writes about misfit characters on their misadventures.
المزيد من الكتب الإلكترونية من نفس المؤلف (المؤلفين) / محرر
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