Labita Vito 
Chi vorresti baciare sotto la pioggia? [PDF ebook] 

Vito Labita listed several women he would like to kiss in the rain, each accompanied by a creative comment:
1. My wife. (Too cliché)
2. Marilyn Monroe. (Great choice)
3. Sharon Stone … at Stonehenge.
4. (missing)
5. Catherine Zeta-Jones … a kiss on the Zeta.
6. Angelina Jolie … like an angel.
7. Penelope Cruz … like Ulysses on a cross.
8. Valeria Golino … on my sweater.
9. Brad Pitt’s ex-girlfriend … like a painter.
10. And many other beautiful actresses.
Each choice shows a touch of originality and humor, combining the celebrity’s name with a situation or wordplay.