Mac Barnett & Jon Scieszka 
Guys Read: Best of Friends [EPUB ebook] 
A Short Story from Guys Read: Funny Business

Ernest is annoying. Ernest is awkward. Ernest is Ernest. And Dean wants nothing to do with him, until Ernest wins the most spectacular trip in the history of America and is allowed to bring one friend. A short story from the acclaimed collection Guys Read: Funny Business, edited by Jon Scieszka.