Richard Glover 
No-minute Noodler [EPUB ebook] 
Dag’s Dictionary for Kids

No-minute noodler: a kid who eats the two-minute noodles straight from the packet without even cooking them! Dinobore: a kid who can t talk about anything other than dinosaurs.Bumboozle: to confuse the issue of who it was that farted by blaming it all on the dog!A very funny book of words that should exist but don’t!Includes a great do-it-yourself section for kids at the back.