This enjoyable and entertaining book has everything for the fisherman with its funny, true, and little-known fishing tales, amazing fish stories, insane new fishing techniques, unusual fish facts, celebrity thoughts on fishing, and much more in this amusing new book created by bestselling writers Bruce Miller and Team Golfwell!
This book makes an enjoyable and great gag gift for any fisherman for the Holidays, a Birthday, Father’s Day, or any occasion. He can,
- Keep it on the bedside table
- Share with fishing buddies
- Read while traveling
- Enjoy while waiting for the fish to bite
- Or anytime!
It was once said, ’We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give.’ - Winston Churchill
This is the perfect gift for any fisherman, and he’ll love you for the laughs it brings! Get it now!
Table of Content
Time well spent 1
Fisherman’s prayer. 1
Don’t watch me! 1
A Hobby? 2
Catch a fish 2
Did you know fish can remember musical tunes? 2
I told my wife I had to stop at the bank. 3
Catfish noodling 3
Doctor. 4
Tangled lines. 4
‘Give a man a fish 4
The best conversation 4
Cutting the grass or fishing? 5
Give a man a fish 5
Remembering Ted Williams 5
New at ice fishing 5
Cuban terrace 6
Roosterfish 6
Old fish 7
Fish not biting 8
World’s oldest goldfish 8
Save the goldfish! 8
When he’s not talking football… 9
No eyelids 9
Obvious 9
Political discussion 10
No deduction 13
Small rod big fish story 13
Only objective. 14
How small was it? 14
Liars? 15
When you gotta go 15
Ten Trivial Fish Facts 16
A connection 16
Amazing things inside fish 17
More than catching fish 18
Trout tickling 18
Honest? 19
How can this be? 19
Being an optimist 19
Vice versa 19
Fine line 20
End to a means 20
Golden rule 20
Rays can be troublesome 20
Snapped the rod – the one that didn’t get away 20
3 words 21
Bull sharks 21
Old fashioned 22
Did you know fish communicate with each other 22
Fishing dad jokes (for sharing with kids or grandkids) 22
Flashlight 27
Demagogue 28
Finding yourself 28
Definition of an angler. 28
Chumming around the world and fish tastebuds 29
Fish are like women in a way 30
Puzzling 30
Old sayings 30
An elusive pursuit 31
Bait (just joking). 31
More than fish 31
Did you know how fish detect movement? 31
Fish or talk 32
Drone fishing 32
Important 33
Thirsty snake 33
Why did I make movies? 33
Unbelievable 34
Evening prayer 34
Dad fish joke 34
Grandpa’s experience 35
Fishing vs. Women. 35
‘I fish because I love to 35
Tigerfish tournament 36
Fish on! 37
Grandpa’s influence 37
Fish shop 37
Getting warm 38
Father shark teaches 38
Silence is golden 39
‘You can spend a lifetime at sea 39
Fish poem 39
Smallest fish in the world 40
More dad/grandpa jokes 40
Nature of Angling 42
Definition of a fish 42
Excuse me 42
Born again 43
I miss my boat 44
More dad/granddad jokes 44
Tiger 45
‘Give a man a fish 45
The Most Interesting Fisherman in the World 46
Fishing license 46
Do fish sleep or just rest? 47
More dad/grandad jokes for kids. 47
The rutabaga and banana 52
Last joke not funny? Here’s another. 53
Stiff 54
Water is the most essential thing on earth 55
Skishing 55
Money cannot buy happiness 56
Just an ordinary commoner 56
Fishing docks 56
Three things to tell the wife you are going fishing 56
Excuses when you don’t catch fish. 57
Large lettering on the back of your favorite fishing vest: 58
Angler 58
Worry 58
Teach fishing 59
Fishing poem 59
An old one 59
Double win 60
Did you know? 60
Sunday school 61
Respecting privacy 61
Skarping 61
Crazy Baits 62
I only fish 63
Girls who like fishing 63
Braggart 63
Pacific Hagfish 64
Hard work and luck 64
Women puzzle over this 64
Speedy sailfish 64
Finding new places 64
The right bait 65
Convincing the wife 65
Lesson in History 66
Fly rod. 67
A fishing fable for kids or grandkids 67
Finding peace. 68
Fishing guides 68
Fishing trip 69
A delusion 69
Pants on fire 69
and more (126 pages)
About the author
Team Golfwell are bestselling authors and founders of the very popular 230, 000+ member Facebook Group ‘Golf Jokes and Stories.’ Their books have sold thousands of copies including several #1 bestsellers in Golf Coaching, Sports humor, and other categories.
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