Bert Leston Taylor 
The Log of the Water Wagon / or The Cruise of the Good Ship ‚Lithia‘ [PDF ebook] 
(Illustrated Edition)

The Log of the Water Wagon was compiled from memoranda found in a floating milk-bottle with a patent stopper, flung overboard just before the good ship “Lithia” foundered in a fearful simoom off White Rock Point. The notes, pencilled in a trembling hand, on the backs of blank temperance pledges, I O U’s, and wine-lists, were barely xiilegible, testifying to the fearful condition of the unknown writer’s tongue, manifestly incapable of moistening the pencil.
With the notes were enclosed a Water Wagon folder, showing itinerary, rules and regulations, points of interest touched at, etc., a fragment of a clipping from the New York Sun, and sundry moral reflections upon life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.