Bill Myers 
My Life as a Walrus Whoopee Cushion [EPUB ebook] 

World class klutzoid, , Wally Mc Doogle, and his buddies, Opera and Wall Street win the Gazillion Dollar Lotto! Everything is great!!! . . .for a total of 1.3 seconds. That’s how long before their greed kicks in. Add some bungling bad guys, a break-in to the local zoo (where Wally has lost the ticket), the accidental release of all the animals, a SWAT team or two. . . And you have the usual Mc Doogle mayhem as our boy blunder leers the dangers of both greed and materialism.