E. E. King 
Dirk Quigby’s Guide to the Afterlife [EPUB ebook] 
All You Need to Know to Choose the Right Heaven Plus a Five-Star Rating System for Music, Food, Drin

"Impish and delightfula hilarious Zagat’s Guide to Heaven!"Ray Bradbury Hell’s too full, so the Devil hires ad man Dirk Quigby to pen a travel guide enticing travelers to different afterlives: Hindu, Catholic, Protestant (that one’s got a lot of subdivisions), Scientologist, and more. Instead of writing a boffo bestseller, Dirk unites all religions in a common goal: kill Dirk.E.E. King grew up in one of those tolerant households that don’t force religion down kids‘ throats. This is the result.