Giles Andreae 
Noodle Head [EPUB ebook] 

SILLY SAUSAGE!SMELLY PANTS!!NOODLE HEAD!!!Two cheeky little beasties argue over a sweetie – and things get a little out of hand in a flurry of silly name-calling that will have children in hysterics. Will Flippy and Floppy stop being mean to each other and learn to share?A read-aloud joy to return to again and again while absorbing the gentle message about how far a little kindness can go.