John Dummer 
Serge Bastarde Ate My Baguette [EPUB ebook] 
On the Road in the Real Rural France

It would have been churlish to have refused his invitation to accompany him on a trip to forage for hidden treasures . If the truth be known, I secretly couldn t resist the novelty of passing time with a bloke called Serge Bastarde. When John decamps to France to start up as an antiques dealer, he doesn t count on meeting Serge Bastarde. The lovable rogue and brocanteur offers to teach John the tricks of the trade in return for help in a series of unscrupulous schemes. As the pair trawl through markets and farmhouses, they con hearty lunches from old peasants and get into scrapes with priceless collectibles. Filled with eccentric characters and unlikely adventures, this is a hilarious romp through the real rural France.