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Martin Smith 
The Cannibal’s Guide to Health and Wellbeing [EPUB ebook] 
Stories of Humour III

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From the author of the hilarious The Llama Who Had A Hole Through His Head and In Finite Jest comes a third book of stories of humour. Martin Smith and his motley troupe of players return yet again to present The Cannibal’s Guide to Health and Wellbeing, a collection of thirteen startlingly original stories filled with astute satire, wondrous imagination and outrageous black humour.

A waiter awaits a famous last leap. A disgruntled fictional antagonist attends an AA meeting. A young man brings home a ’special someone‘ to meet his parents. A South American beauty aids the POTUS in overcoming his insomnia. An infomercial spruiks the only self-help guide you’ll ever need. And a Greenlander struggles when raising a progressive child in a modern world. Oscillating between farce and tragicomedy, these stories-some darkly funny, some deeply moving, others profoundly wise, but all ridiculously hilarious and hilariously ridiculous-prove that the best medicine to aid one’s health and wellbeing is, and always will be, laughter.

Buy The Cannibal’s Guide to Health and Wellbeing today.

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Inhaltsverzeichnis

TABLE OF CONTENTS

Floria: An Opera in One Act

AA

Vowels of Abstinence

Goldie

The Gift of the Third Magus

A Skinny Flat White with Two Shots, to Go

Happy Birthday, Mr President! /hfill 108

RNR

The Brief Being of Bea Beeson

The Honourable Egg

The Cannibal’s Guide to Health and Wellbeing 

Iggy and His Issue

Goodbye, Farewell, and Thanks for Having Me

Acknowledgements

Über den Autor

Martin Smith is an Australian author-a humorist, of sorts-of short fiction. He lives in a beach house at the tip of the Bellarine Peninsula. When he is not banging away on his keyboard with thumbs and index fingers or reading his scribblings to his beloved Rose, you’ll more likely than not find him walking the beach barefoot at low tide or downing a double scoop of Rocky Road at the local ice-creamery.

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Sprache Englisch ● Format EPUB ● Seiten 256 ● ISBN 9780975630655 ● Dateigröße 1.2 MB ● Verlag martinsmithstories.com ● Erscheinungsjahr 2024 ● Ausgabe 1 ● herunterladbar 24 Monate ● Währung EUR ● ID 9390766 ● Kopierschutz Adobe DRM
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