Mitchell Street 
Frank, Stumpy, and the Garderobe Demon [EPUB ebook] 

Frank is the world“s worst ranger. Stumpy is a boring monk. Together, can they save Valterre“s pork-based economy from a threat that may or may not exist? Thrill to gripping accounts of food poisoning! Recoil in horror from ghosts afflicted with sinus conditions! Explore the wonders of dairy-based magic! There never has been a story quite like this one, and you should be grateful for that. However, if you, bold reader, like to know the unknown, reveal the vealed, and disturb the disturbing, then look no further! No, really, we mean it. Seriously, don“t look any further. Just turn away slowly and avoid eye contact.