Richard Benson 
F in Exams [PDF ebook] 
Even More of the Best Test Paper Blunders

Q: Define the term ‘antagonist’.

A: Someone who tortures ants.

Q: What are levees?

A: Expensive jeans.

Sharpen your pencils and have your rulers at the ready – it’s time for more F in Exams!

School years pass by and new students come and go, but there are always more exams to take. And with more test papers come more ingenious (and inappropriate) answers! Here again, for your amusement, we’ve collected the best of the New Class, as hilarious, heart-warming and cringe-worthy as ever.