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Dietmar Bittrich 
Aber erst wird gegessen [EPUB ebook] 
Schon wieder Weihnachten mit der buckligen Verwandtschaft

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Eben erst haben wir ihre Geschenke entsorgt, da stehen sie schon wieder auf der Matte: unsere Cousinen, Schwäger und Tanten, Onkel und Patchwork-Verwandten. Schöner sind sie nicht geworden. Was sie erzählen, kennen wir längst. Ihr Gesang ist dünn, ihre Gaben sind dürftig. Dafür wollen sie auf unsere Kosten ausgiebig essen und trinken. Die Kinder ziehen sich an piepende Tablets zurück, Oma hält es für ihren Geburtstag. Wir nennen es Weihnachten und sind fest entschlossen zu überleben.
Mit Tilman Birr, Frau Freitag & Frl. Krise, Sebastian Schnoy, Sören Sieg und vielen anderen.

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 Dietmar Bittrich, Jahrgang 1958, lebt in Hamburg. Er gewann den Hamburger Satirepreis und den Preis des Hamburger Senats. Im Rowohlt Taschenbuch Verlag erschien von ihm u. a. der Bestseller « Alle Orte, die man knicken kann» . Seit 2012 gibt er die erfolgreiche Weihnachtsanthologie mit Geschichten rund um die bucklige Verwandtschaft heraus. 
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Language German ● Format EPUB ● Pages 320 ● ISBN 9783644499119 ● File size 0.7 MB ● Editor Dietmar Bittrich ● Publisher ROWOHLT E-Book ● City Hamburg ● Country DE ● Published 2013 ● Edition 1 ● Downloadable 24 months ● Currency EUR ● ID 2821040 ● E-Book Endkundennutzungsbedinungen des Verlages ● Copy protection Social DRM

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