Bill Myers 
My Life as a Human Hockey Puck [EPUB ebook] 

Classic stories from the Wally Mc Doogle series now with new designs and spot illustrations throughout. Wally Mc Doogle, klutz-extraordinaire, has stumbled his way into sports stardom. But only Wally could end up playing hockey goalie against the monstrous Mad Dog Miller while being trapped in a chicken suit. Before his misadventures end, Wally finally learns the real dangers of jealousy and envy, and the true value of aspirin.