Chloe Cocking 
Fables, Fictions, and Fantasies: A Compendium [EPUB ebook] 

Fables, Fictions, and Fantasies: A Compendium is a collection of thirteen short stories that feature several revenge schemes; three adventures in customer service; a few accidental deaths; a vegan stripper defending herself from zombie attack; and a little girl finding the cupcake of her dreams. Quill & Quire said: ‘What? We»ve never heard of her, sorry.’ The Georgia Strait said: ‘Stop sending us email, weirdo.’ Everybody else seemed to laugh while reading it, though. Except for the first story. And the one about pirates. And . . . ok, fine: everybody laughed at the funny ones, just not the ones that are kinda sad.