Jill McDougall 
I, Brutus [EPUB ebook] 

Yard Things Not to Be Attacked, Chewed or Buried 1. All fun-to-rip items such as sheets, slippers, cushions 2. Anything left on porch, including mobile phone and furry coat 3. Flowers and other leafy items 4. Anything with a face (except slugs) Brutus doesn’t mean to get into trouble but trouble seems to follow him everywhere he goes. When he overhears his owners talking about the dreaded ‘city dog pound’, he is determined to change.