Autor: Lord Schadt

«Lord Schadt»s government name is not Lord, but Dirk. He is, however, as eccentric as a real British nobleman. According to some reports, he was born on August 9, 1976 with descending ascendants. He is known as the hottest metal keyboarder in the world, as he played in a 200-degree sauna with is band for 18 minutes – registered in the Guinness Book of World Records. He decided to start his career early on so that the career aspiration in his yearbook would read «Awesome liminal existence». He almost became famous at Sommerloch 2009 when he, in all innocence, called for a picnic flash mob in front of the Braunschweig castle. The Braunschweig public order office reacted in their familiar, sensible fashion and prohibited the event promptly. «It caused for great amusement» reported taz and Spiegel.» From «Döner mit Braunkohl und Bier – das Braunschweig-Buch» by Axel Klingenberg