Patterson Ben Patterson 
Space Cowboys [EPUB ebook] 
The Boredum War

A comedic space opera. Lieutenant Dave "Rocket" Mercer and his wing-man Jake "Blaze" Carter were bored. As world class space jockeys with no space invaders to shoot, they were left with nothing to do but practice, practice, practice. And after a while, even that gets old. And, as the saying goes, idle hands are the devil’s play things… and play they did. They played pranks on everyone, even Major Simmons. At some point, they’ll get caught, trapped by their own shortsightedness. Bad boys, whatcha going to do?