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Peter Grünlich 
Ich stehe nicht auf Blowjobs [EPUB ebook] 
Dinge, die kein Mann sagen würde + 421 geniale Sätze, die man so noch nie gehört hat

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Portada de Peter Grünlich: Ich stehe nicht auf Blowjobs (ePUB)

Das neue lustige Buch vom Autor des Bestsellers »Was wir tun, wenn der Aufzug nicht kommt« zum Facebook-Trend »Things … Don’t Say«
Es gibt Dinge, die kein Mann sagen würde. Und Dinge, die auch sonst keinem über die Lippen gehen würden. Doch eigentlich sind es diese unnötigen und unwahrscheinlichen Sätze, die uns alles über den verraten, der sie eben nicht sagt. Peter Grünlich hat sie in akribischer Kleinarbeit zusammengetragen und geordnet. – Eine kuriose Sprüche-Sammlung voller Witz und Wahrheit!
Dinge, die niemand über dieses e Book sagen würde:
Mensch, ist das Ding schwer!
Schau mal, was für schönes Papier!
Ich mag einfach den Geruch von e Books.
Wenn es mir nicht gefällt, kann ich es als Türstopper verwenden.
Die hier versammelten Sätze entstammen dem monumentalen Werk ‘Die Jeans ist nicht zu klein, dein Hintern ist einfach zu dick’ von Peter Grünlich.

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Peter Grünlich: 18% langweiliger Job, 16% unschönes Familienleben, 7% Exzesse mit Kumpels, 3% lustige Buchprojekte, 56% ermüdende Schul- und Studienjahre. 73% Sammeln von „Seltenen Sätzen“. Das Ergebnis wird erstmals hier veröffentlicht.
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