Scott Gordon 
Secret Agent Disco Dancer: You Don’t Know Jack [EPUB ebook] 

One autumn day, Miranda Frillyfoam hops onto a bus headed for her new school, Bay Lake Elementary. Right off the bat, the children call her a monster and run away screaming. At least she’s not alone, and when a new substitute teacher shows up on her first day of class, things really get crazy.
Approximately 6, 700 words, 14 images and Spartan frog mayhem.
Descriptions of my other popular children’s books are included after the main feature (an additional 5 pages).
WARNING: Don’t allow any crazy substitute frog teachers in your school!