Mike Haskins 
Best Ever Classroom Jokes [EPUB ebook] 

What’s brown and sticky? A stick.Remember the jokes you told in the playground? The ones you annoyed your parents with for hours and hours? The ones you secretly still find hilarious? This book contains them all, and more. Clean enough for children but funny enough for adults, Best Ever Classroom Jokes is packed full of the stupidest jokes ever told.What happens if you pass out after eating too much curry?You go into a korma.What’s red and bad for your teeth?A brick.Containing a mix of well-loved favourites and brand new, originally written jokes, this rib-tickling book is an essential read for big kids everywhere.Word count: 35, 000