A compilation of delightfully illustrated, darkly humorous verses satirizing the absurdities of the Trump Administration and American society today, these poems are a poignant take on current politics, race, gender, climate, media, and culture. It may look like a book for the nursery-but it’s not.
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With facts and historical context throughout, these provocative verses will leave readers cringing, laughing, outraged and inspired.
Shining a spotlight on everything from ‘pussy-grabbing’ to Black Lives Matter, COVID-19, neo-Nazis, migrant caravans, climate change inaction, opioid addiction, Russian interference, impeachment, the Me Too movement, Twitter feuds, school shootings, fake news, and more.
Prefect for fans of ‘Dumpty’ by John Lithgow; ‘Whose Boat is This Boat?’ by The Late Show Staff, ‘Go The F**k To Sleep’ by Adam Mansbach; and ‘The Donald J. Trump Presidential Twitter Library’ by The Daily Show With Trevor Noah.
Nursery Rhymes for Troubled Times will appeal to progressive readers following politics, social issues and news; voters interested in the 2020 elections; readers who enjoy humor, satire, and witty word-play; those who grew up with Mother Goose including Baby Boomers; readers who like accessible, open-anywhere-and-read gift books.
Table of Content
TABLE OF CONTENTS
Why Did Colin Take a Knee? -On Colin Kaepernick & Black Lives Matter
Rub-a Dub Dub, Three Despots in a Tub -On the rise of modern dictators
Humpty Trumpty Wanted a Wall -On building a border wall
Sing a Song of Mike Pence -On the Vice President, religion and women
Ten Little Refugees -On the international refugee crisis
Hey Diddle Diddle -On school shootings
Rudy Tootie -On Rudy Giuliani
Jack and Jill in the Me Too Era -On the Me Too movement
Little Bob Mueller, Come Blow Your Horn! -On the Mueller report
There Was No Collusion -On Trump and Russian collusion
Building Blocks -On Trump vs. Obama
Fifty Neo-Nazis -On the march in Charlottesville, VA
This Little Piggy Had Opioids -On the opioid crisis
I Love Little Pussy -On Trump and sexual harassment
The Ballad of Covid Kid -On mismanagement of the coronavius epidemic
Baa Baa Breitbart -On Breitbart News
Mitchy, Mitchy, Gander -On Mitch Mc Connell and political obstructionism
Ravenous Wolves are Lurking -On pedophilia in the Catholic Church
Planet on Fire-On climate change inaction
Swallowed by a Troll -On internet trolls
Let’s Have Open Carry Laws -On banning assault weapons
The People in my Bubble All Agree -On living in news bubbles
Inoculate the Nation -On the anti-vaccination movement
Urban and Rural Got Into a Fight -On Russian influence
I’ll Make America Grate Again -On Trump and MAGA hats
Jeremy Mander, Gerrymandered! -On Gerrymandering
The Caravan is Coming -On Trump and the Central American migrant caravan
Be Sure to Bring Your Pony -On emotional support animals
Be Part of the Problem -On Twitter Feuds
The Pied Piper of Zuckerberg -On the dangers of Facebook
Thirsty in Flint-On contaminated water in Flint, Michigan
Paradise is Burning -On the wildfire in Paradise, California
Agree Box, Check! -On privacy rights
Huckabee, Huckabee, Hullabaloo -On the former White House Press Secretary
There Was a Crooked Man -On Trump
Acquit Me in the Springtime-On the impeachment and acquittal of Trump
Remember the Days -On fake news and the modern media
About the author
A teacher of history, creative writing and English, Gilmer spends his days tromping through forests, hosting movie nights with friends, and making family documentaries. He makes his home in Hillsborough, NC. Find him at georgietheporgie.com.