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Ian Black & Leslie Black 
Greatest Scouse One-Liners [EPUB ebook] 

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Scouse One-Liners is the latest collection showcasing the Scouse skill for straightforward insults, sly digs and outright threats, culled from pubs and clubs Liverpool-wide by Ian Black, master of the quick sidestep. Uproariously witty and full of unforgettable sidesplitting sayings, this is one book that will have you crying with laughter and reciting lines to everyone you meet – but just be careful who you say them to!

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Ian Black is an author, playwright, journalist and broadcaster. He has written and compiled numerous best-selling humour and quiz books including Weegies vs Edinbuggers, Mair/Merr Weegies vs Edinbuggers, Positive Thinking for Calvinists and The Tartan Army Songbook.
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Language English ● Format EPUB ● Pages 160 ● ISBN 9781845028411 ● File size 0.2 MB ● Publisher Black & White Publishing ● City London ● Country GB ● Published 2013 ● Downloadable 24 months ● Currency EUR ● ID 2966240 ● Copy protection Adobe DRM
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