The Planetary Paradox of Castle Vantosa follows the irreverent journey of Tucker Quinn, a skeptical journalist who takes on the galaxy’s most lavish and ludicrous fortress: Castle Vantosa. Perched high on an alien cliffside, this absurdly extravagant sanctuary lures billionaires who are desperate to escape wealth-by spending even more of it. Guided by the ever-earnest Gaius, Tucker navigates bizarre opulence, from star-drenched pools to cosmic meditation chambers, and discovers that enlightenment might just come with a drained bank account. Through biting humor and biting social satire, Tucker reveals a cosmic truth: when you have everything, the universe always has one more way to take it from you.