Roddy Doyle 
Two More Pints [EPUB ebook] 

Following on Two Pints, another hilarious book on everything that matters from the brilliant Roddy Doyle. Two men meet for a pint — or two — in a Dublin pub. They chew the fat, set the world to rights, curse the ref, say a last farewell. In this second collection of delicious comic dialogues Doyle’s drinkers ponder:*;a topless Kate Middleton*;Barack and Michelle Obama*;David Beckham ("Would you tattoo your kids’ names on the back of your neck?" "They wouldn’t fit.")*;Jimmy Savile ("a gobshite")*;the financial crisis (again)*;abortion (again)*;and horsemeat in your burger… Once again, those we have lost troop through their thoughts — Lou Reed, Seamus Heaney, Reg Presley, Nelson Mandella, Phil Everly, Margaret Thatcher, Shirley Temple — and they still have that unerring ability to ask the really fundamental questions like "Would you take penalty points for your missis?"