Blunt, hilarious, and heartbreaking, Even Ducks Get Liver Cancer is a candid and hysterical account of the realities of life in and out of the Philippine General Hospital.
Will Liangco’s collection of essays on his years of training as a medical intern and oncology fellow is everything you need to know about the making of a doctor: sleepless nights, late stipends, and life-and-death decisions in the context of the imperfect Philippine healthcare system.
Read, laugh (and laugh again) at Liangco’s misadventures and how he overcomes the never-ending trials on the human spirit.
Daftar Isi
COMING-OF-AGE, BUT STUNTED
Secret Origins, 2 • Judgmental Prognostications, 7 A Brief History of Endorsements, 12 • Moonlight, 16 Bludgeonella’s Bludgeonings, 21 • Pure Nanette, 25 Misadventures in Merville, 29 • Into The Knacker, 33 All Because of That Damn Chalupa, 38 • BRP, 43 The Legend of Thymes and Lochia, 48 The Telepaths In The Callroom, 53
HELLOWSHIP
Even Ducks Get Liver Cancer, 56 • Reasons to Quit, 62 Tales of Terror and Relief, 65 • Life In The Coffin, 72 Free Food, 77 • The Mysterious Mr. Q and The Bright Orange Envelope of Death, 81 Capsule Quest, 85 • Cancer, Cancer, Cancer, 89 Gunk!, 93 • A Day In The Life Of, 96 • The Cancer Institute Murder Mystery Hour: Massacred At Midnight, 102 Pinna Melanoma et Lymphoma, 107 • Malate Noir: Deluxe Convenience Store Confections, 111
THE BUTTERFLIES WE SHOULD HAVE MURDERED
Accident at The Penthouse, 116 • Yellow, 123 • Carcass, 128 • The 50th Degree, 133 • Anti-Dugyot Support Group, 138 • Final Threats, 142 • Punctuate It With A Slurp, Why Don’t You, 146 • That Blasted Room, 151 • The Club, 155 • Alleviations, 159 •No Excuses Necessary, 167 •
TIME TO WORK
Private Practice Marketing Primer, 174 •The Illusion of Mixturization, 178 • Alone/Alone, 183 Afternoon Tea, 192 • The Mansion, 194 Updates On Friendships And Miseries, 202 • Hot Flash, 208 • Collapse, 211 • Moments, 214 • Adulthood, Datehood, Fertilehood, Ghosthood, 218 • Get Out, 222 • The New Preamble, 226 • Summer Thirst, 229
Acknowledgements, 235 • About The Author, 237