William Makepeace Thackeray 
Memoirs of Mr. Charles J. Yellowplush [EPUB ebook] 

pub One.info present you this new edition. I was born in the year one, of the present or Christian hera, and am, in consquints, seven-and-thirty years old. My mamma called me Charles James Harrington Fitzroy Yellowplush, in compliment to several noble families, and to a sellybrated coachmin whom she knew, who wore a yellow livry, and drove the Lord Mayor of London.