Christopher Paul Curtis & Jon Scieszka 
Guys Read: "What? You Think You Got It Rough?" [EPUB ebook] 
A Short Story from Guys Read: Funny Business

Kids. They think they got it so rough these days. But nobody has it worse than Papa Red did when he was a kid. And you better listen up when he talks. A short story from the acclaimed collection Guys Read: Funny Business, edited by Jon Scieszka.