John McDonald 
Moose and a Lobster Walk into a Bar [EPUB ebook] 

Classic stories, stretched truths and wry observations of life in the Pine Tree State by columnist and professional storyteller John Mc Donald. A Moose and a Lobster Walk Into a Bar is a wonderful mix of classic Maine storytelling, stretched truths and wry observations made by John Mc Donald during his many travels through the Pine Tree State. In this collection of essays and stories, John extols the important economic power of Maine’s Yard Sale Industry, bemoans that Massachusetts, still upset because it allowed Maine to become a state in 1820, is buying it back one house at a time and relates how the state’s infamous black fly was really just an attempt at controlling tourists gone haywire. You will also meet Maine characters like Uncle Abner, Merrill Minzey and Hollis Eaton, and find yourself pondering just where the truth ends and the story begins.