Mikel B. 
Thank Me Later [EPUB ebook] 

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Thank Me Later was birthed out of necessity. In order to dig herself out of a deep, dark state of depression, Mikel B. had to find a way to turn her darkness into marvelous light. Laughter was that light. Through a comedic transformation, Mikel transforms herself into a superhero named The Petty Assassin who saves the world from her inner petty, one short story at a time.

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I. WORKPLACE SHENANIGANS 

Intro: The Plunge 

Peter, Peter, Pumpkin Eater 

Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes—What are Those?

Tongue Tied 

STDs oh STDs. Your STDs are Affecting Me 

Hands in the Air. Hands in the Air. 

Pop Goes the Weasel 

Little Pig, Little Pig, Let Me Come In 

One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Ewww Fish 

Pacifier, Pacifier. Baby wants a Pacifier. 

__________________ is No Longer Employed Here! 

You MAID a Mistake 

Hush Little Baby 

It’s Not Me Actually, It’s You! 

Did I Do That? 

Poops, She Did It Again!

You can Die, as Long as You Tried 

Flip-Flops are Not Just For Feet

Daylight Saves Who Time?

 

 

II. LIFESTYLE SHENANIGANS 

Say My Name, Say My Name 

The Color Green 

You Lied to Me Through Your Vagina! 

Tom and Jerry 

I’m a Tractor Trailer, I’m Convinced! 

Window Seat 

Personal Space 

Today I’m a Vegetarian. For Real, For Real! 

Duck, Duck Goose 

The gods are Coming to Get You 

Can You Hear Me Now? 

I’m a Vegetarian Again 

Please, Tell Me About Myself! 

Snap, Crackle, Pop 

Who?    

I’m About that Life 

The Shoes Need a Ticket and The Lady Took My Hair 

GOAL!    

Home Fries 

Slow and Steady Wins NO Race 

The Big Bad Student Athlete and His Lil’ Ole Granny 

I’ve Fallen and I Can’t Get Up

Snoring Sammy 

Swiper, NO Swiping 

Wing Dings. Wing Dings. 

If You’re Horny, Let’s Do It! 

The 3 Stooges 

Now I Lay Me Down to Sleep 

Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire (LLPOF) 

Open for Business, or Not! 

Teach Me How to Dougie 

Twerk Master

 

III. FAMILY SHENANIGANS 

Soccer Mom on Fleek  

I Didn’t Want Him  

I Need Time to Marinate 

The Lesson Gift 

Walk with Me 

Name, Sex 

The Veggie Tales 

My Last Petty Play Day 

Side Chick, Side Chick, Wherefore Art Thou? 

Lean On Me 

The Day “I Love You” Killed Me 

Can You Do Me a Favor? 

Parents, Do Better! 

Crumb Snatchers Gone Wild 

My Neck, My Back 

Vaginal Deposits 

All I Wanted to Do Was Dye 

Dollar, Dollar, Bills Y’all!! 

There is NOTHING to eat 

Outro 

The Happy Dance  

Glossary

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Lingua Inglese ● Formato EPUB ● Pagine 105 ● ISBN 9781792306327 ● Dimensione 4.9 MB ● Casa editrice Empower Enterprises ● Pubblicato 2019 ● Edizione 1 ● Scaricabile 24 mesi ● Moneta EUR ● ID 6934107 ● Protezione dalla copia Adobe DRM
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