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Олег Дивов 
Отчет об испытаниях ПП «Жыдобой» конструкции ДРСУ-105 [EPUB ebook] 

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Copertina di Олег Дивов: Отчет об испытаниях ПП «Жыдобой» конструкции ДРСУ-105 (ePUB)

А такие парни работают в этом самом ДРСУ. Взяли и изобрели пулемёт!
Рассказ опубликован в сборнике «Вредная профессия». М.: Эксмо, 2008.
Пулемет пневматический «Жыдобой» (назван в честь главного конструктора Котлера Ефима Давидовича) сделан нами простыми рабочими ДРСУ-105 в перерывах между работами по переукладке асфальта во дворах района Отрадное.
Мы решили сделать этот пулемет чтобы положить конец безобразиям творящимся во дворах района Отрадное. Асфальт все равно был почти новый и зачем нас туда послали непонятно.
Во дворах района Отрадное очень много бездомных крыс, собак, кошек а главное ворон. Они каркают и гадят а одна ворона украла у нас открывалку для пива потому что они любят все блестящее. Она унесла открывалку в гнездо на дереве где высиживала яйца. Гнездо было на уровне пятого этажа и сколько мы ни кидали туда обломками асфальта ничего не вышло только разбилось окно. Открывалку мы получили по наследству от старших товарищей и она была нам очень дорога.

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Lingua Russo ● Formato EPUB ● Pagine 448 ● ISBN 9785041449322 ● Dimensione 1.2 MB ● Età 17-16 anni ● Casa editrice ЭКСМО ● Città Moscow ● Paese RU ● Pubblicato 2024 ● Scaricabile 24 mesi ● Moneta EUR ● ID 6767924 ● Protezione dalla copia DRM sociale

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