Sebastian Faulks 
Pistache Returns [EPUB ebook] 

Robinson Crusoe discovers thousands of half-naked savages having it large on Ibiza. James Bond is on a mission, as a 24-hour call-out plumber. The young stable lad is a moody fellow, say reviewers of Wuthering Heights in The Good Hotel Guide.Hans Christian Andersen gets into the subprime mortgage racket.Stephen King attempts a love story that doesn t involve buckets of blood.Robbie Burns cheers on Andy Murray at Wimbledon.And Harry Potter is left high and dry when Ginny kicks him out and keeps the house.Re-mixed and re-imagined, this is literature but not as you know it.