Jeremy Roberts 
Let’s Not and Say We Did [EPUB ebook] 

Bodies abound in this saga of abduction and mayhem set in Humberside and London.
Some of them are heavenly, Lucy, for instance, has legs that go on forever, Alice has a dancer’s body, and with our Dave – an experienced striker – she goes on forever too. Then there’s the body in the freezer. Not nice at all.
But what do you do when the boss takes an interest in your beautiful blonde lover? Worse, what do you do when she goes missing?
Excellent locations, broad humour and sexual tension fuel the drama as Dave and his friends track down the wrongdoer – and are themselves pursued. Don’t miss the thriller from an author who’s clearly lived life to the full.