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Ich hasse Menschen. Eine Abschweifung [EPUB ebook] 

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Julius Fischer hasst Menschen. Das fängt bei Kindern an. Pubertät geht auch gar nicht. Noch ätzender sind eigentlich nur Studenten. Und natürlich Berufstätige. Die sind am schlimmsten. Aber nichts im Vergleich zu Rentnern. In seinem neuen Buch erzählt er davon, wie er versucht, all diesen Leuten aus dem Weg zu gehen. Und wie er daran scheitert.
‘Wie Bernhards ›Holzfällen‹ – nur in niedlich.’ Marc-Uwe Kling

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Julius Fischer, geboren 1984, ist Autor, Liedermacher und Kleinkünstler. Er ist Mitglied diverser Lesebühnen, u. a . der Lesedüne mit Marc-Uwe Kling. Zusammen mit Christian Meyer präsentiert er die TV-Show ‘Comedy mit Karsten’ im MDR und spielt er in der Band The Fuck Hornisschen Orchestra. Ab Frühjahr 2018 ist er neben Olaf Schubert in der ARD-Show ‘Olaf macht Mut’ zu sehen. Zuletzt erschienen: ‘Die schönsten Wanderwege der Wanderhure’.
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Language German ● Format EPUB ● Pages 160 ● ISBN 9783863912109 ● File size 0.7 MB ● Publisher Voland & Quist ● City Berlin ● Country DE ● Published 2018 ● Downloadable 24 months ● Currency EUR ● ID 5804524 ● Copy protection without

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