Marc Garner 
The Ballad of King Norris the Hopeless [EPUB ebook] 
A Rotten Tale

Once Norris Ronson,

Did dream to be king,

To live like a Pharaoh,

And hark as they sing.

But scruffy and useless,

With a wit that was slow,

How he would do it,

He didn’t quite know…

Then sat in his bedroom,

He had an idea,

– The jape of the month,

The wheeze of the year!

‘I’ll tell them all falsehoods,

I’ll tell them all lies…

It’s brilliant, yes!

-The perfect disguise…’