Mike Haskins & Clive Whichelow 
How to Survive Being a Cat Owner [EPUB ebook] 
Tongue-In-Cheek Advice and Cheeky Illustrations about Being a Cat Owner

Cats are cuddly, furry, purry and loveable. They also happen to be the keepers of their own destiny and utterly untrainable. So, if you re going to make it as a cat owner, you re going to need survival skills: Reassure yourself: You ll never have a more loyal companion (as long as you re feeding it) Think positively: If the cat claws holes in your curtains, at least it wasn t your legs. This mischievous little book will help see you through your years as a cat owner with tongue-in-cheek advice and cheeky illustrations.