Andrew Holmes 
Pains in the Office [PDF ebook] 
50 People You Absolutely, Definitely Must Avoid at Work!

Pains – A Catalyst for Social Change.
Acknowledgements.
The Joy of Work.
The Arse Coverer.
The Ball Breaker.
The Body Beautiful.
The Boozer.
The Bowel Mover.
The Bully.
The Butt Licker.
The Chimneystack.
The Company Bike.
The Competitor.
The Control Freak.
The Corrupt Bastard.
The Diet Bore.
The Dinosaur.
The Distractor.
The Early Bird.
The Eccentric.
The Egotist.
The Excuse Maker.
The Extracurricular.
The Fad Surfer.
The Flash Git.
The Gooser.
The Gossip.
The Grass.
The Great Bore of Today.
The Idle Git.
The Jargon Junkie.
The Leech.
The Liar.
The Little Big Man.
The Love Birds.
The Martyr.
The Masticator.
The Mental Masturbator.
The Midas.
The Mismanager.
The Moaner.
The Nitpicker.
The Nose y Parker.
The Political Corrector.
The Politician.
The Road Block.
The Sarky Bastard.
The Sinatra.
The Space Invader.
The Stress Junkie.
The Teflon and Marigold.
The Village Idiot.
Afterword.

Andrew Holmes is a writer, grumpy old man, gadfly and collector of
stories and observations about the people around him. He spends far
too much time getting worked up about other people’s failings for
his own good and has taken up Salsa dancing to take his mind off it
all. he likes to spend as much time as possible with his family –
at home, with the curtains drawn, the phone off the hook and the
door locked securely.
Dan Wilson is an illustrator, artist, thinker and borderline
genius who clearly suffers delusions of grandeur. he started
doodling at the age of three and has rarely stopped. Allergic to
suits, Dan avoids all pains in public by hiding out in his
ivory tower in front of the drawing board. He also enjoys tea,
pylons and riding his All Terrain Board.