Aubrey Malone 
Golfing Wit [PDF ebook] 

‘Golf has given me an understanding of the futility of life’

Aubrey Eban

‘There can be little doubt that one of Job’s chief trials was that his wife insisted on playing golf with him’

P. G. Wodehouse

‘Ken Brown doesn’t need a watch to time himself on a golf course. He needs a calendar’

Bud Eglinton

With hundreds of funny one-liners that’ll have you and your caddy chuckling down the fairway, this is the perfect companion for the golf obsessed, and an ideal gift for the newly converted.

So put your best ball forward, tee off with Golfing Wit and you’ll be sure to get a hole in one. And when you buy everyone a drink at the nineteenth hole, you’ll have the perfect quips for the occasion.