Fueled by the internet and dysfunctional families, the 21st Century is full of complicated relationships that defy traditional greeting cards – until now. Pretty Aggressive Greeting Cards handles even the trickiest of encounters and relationships with neither grace, common decency nor respect for one’s fellow man or woman. Just honesty. A small sample of "problems solved": Internet Dates are fatter than they appear Post (and No) Hook-Up Cards (M4W, W4M) Erectile Dysfunction (M4W, W4M, Gay Man for Gay Man) First-time Anal Sex (Giver & Receiver) Shocking Weight Gain Excessive PDA Excessive drinking and / or screwing at work function Happy Step-Mother’s Day Your Mom’s a Milf Slutty Daughter, Slutty Mom Christmas for Agnostics Undeserved Promotions Under-Age Sex For My Stalker Bad Wedding Gifts Get Well Soon (STD’s) Disappointing Son, Disappointing Father Mistook you for the help I slept with your husband Ugly Babies Created and Written by Michael Griffin