Michael Morris 
On the Road to Exile and Other Short Stories [EPUB ebook] 

This book contains seven of the most unusual short stories ever written.In On the Road to Exile, a woman travels a thousand miles on her donkey, returning to the family she left a year earlier to find the only thing that has changed is her.In The Accidental Transvestite, a man wants only to get in his ex-girlfriend’s pants but once he has them on, he soon realizes he would do anything to get them off.In How Much Further to Insanity?, a woman boards a train that takes her to the edge of madness, confronted by the strangest circumstances that begin with the insults of an Amish passenger and ends with the deprivations of a simeopath.In She Fell to Sleep, a man ruminates over the question of whether his girlfriend fell asleep or faked it.In Six Kittens, Six Victims, a man and his two children stand outside a grocery store, trying to find homes for their kittens.In This is Your Life, a man’s perfect life turns complicated when his girlfriend finds him sharing a joint with two fatties, who were at his house due to unexplainable reasons.In Ode to a Shitonion, a man wakes from a coma and recalls the circumstances that led to him being charged with “…exhibiting a flagrant disregard for the sanctity of life while satisfying unnatural sexual impulses…” and the brief courtroom drama that follows.