Scott Baker 
Funniest Cop Stories Ever [EPUB ebook] 

Cops are the people who see and hear it all. They work at one of the worlds most dangerous jobs, but its also one of the most entertaining. When their lives are at risk-and even when they arent–cops encounter constant weirdness and stupidity in human behavior. The Funniest Cop Stories Ever collects the strangest, most amusing stories about stupid crooks, bungled crimes, and station-house banter. A true look at what life is like behind the badge, the tales in The Funniest Cop Stories Ever were collected by real-life ex-New York City policeman Scott Baker and coauthor Tom Philbin. Anecdotes are told by the real-life cops who experienced them and include: A foot chase after a dwarf who karate-kicked his girlfriends door and assaulted her while wearing a tuxedo and carrying a violin case. A beggar who ended peoples pay phone calls so he could demand their extra spare change. A narcotics bust on a guy who claimed the crack cocaine–and his pants–didnt belong to him.