Dick Palmer 
The Little Book of Wanking : The Definitive Guide to Man’s Ultimate Relief [EPUB ebook] 
The Definitive Guide to Man’s Ultimate Relief

Does it make you go bald or blind or give you hairy palms? Will you rot in Hell for ever more? No! It’s a fact: wanking is good for you and the benefits are endless! Think of it… it’s free; non time-consuming; there’s none of that 'Was it good for you, darling?’; you don’t need to dress up for it (unless you want to, of course); it relieves stress and tension; you can do it just about anywhere; it’s always on hand… and the list goes on. Read all about it! Here are stories, jokes, one-liners and even a bit of background history and further reading for you.