Can you die impaled by a straw, killed by a slug, crushed by a cow that fell from the sky, poisoned by a carrot, or choke on a laugh? NO? Well yes, it is possible… Unfortunately. You will discover the 100 most absurd and tragic, sometimes funny, ways to die, which will make you feel cold and smile at the same time. Each one is a reminder of the unbearable fragility of existence and the need to avoid risky behaviour.
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4A Home-made smoothie
5The Dish of the day
6A dangerous recipe
7The cow that fell from the sky
8The birthday, the beach and the flying parasol
9The brilliant writer and the little bottle cap
10The hunter gatherer versus the python
11The factory, the flying plate and the pensioner
12The dancer and her scarf
13The health enthusiast and a vitamin overdose
14The comedy fan and his favorite show
15Water: are you thirsty or overhydrated?
16The worker and the robot
17Golfer’s karma
18The falling poodle, and the three passers-by
19The lawyer, the fantasy, and the 24th floor
20Teenagers, hygiene and deodorant
21The cook’s banquet
22The king, gluttony and indigestion
23The king killing pig
24The deadly statuette
25The revenge of the cactus
26Autopsied alive
27An easy job?
28Fatal Blowjob
29The writer and his toothpick
30Life is great!
31The laws of architecture are the same for everyone
32A genius, somewhere between science and madness
33The man who wanted to be eaten
34For once, the rabbit kills the hunter
35The astrologer was right
36Fatal kiss
37Beware of viruses!
38Buried alive
39The bezoar, or death
40Radithor or nothing
41The man who wanted to prove that the Earth is flat
42Not just anyone can be William Tell
43A giant bat on the Eiffel Tower
44The horseman of the apocalypse
45Soccer strike, or lightning strike?
46The last screening
47Bad timing, bad tempo
48Bring me wine!
49Climbing to heaven
50Six feet under
51One last drink, please
52The surprising jealousy of hippos
53Winner winner, liver dinner
54Just wait a minute
55The Iron Throne
56Requiem for a bicycle
57A deadly plea
58Dying on stage
59Is there a pirate on the plane?
60On his deathbed
61And the, all hell baroque loose
62Fifteen seconds too long
63Deadly dares
64Hunting the lone snake
65Locked in
66One punch too many
67Video games don’t kill
68Dying for a cheeseburger
69Kingslaying water
70A hippopotamus can very deceiving
71A question of balance
72Santa Fe fire
73A fitting punishment?
74How much can a selfie cost?
75Experimenting with his life
76The killer slug
77Dying for your country
78Mithridatism
79Lethal gasses
80Sugar’s a drug too
81Gluttony is a bad habit
82Life or lava
83At the height of her fame
84A strong-willed logician
851 tree, 1 chain, 2 personalities
86A choice that weighs heavily
87A girl to die for
88When an inventor goes off the rails
89The Crocodile Hunter, not killed by a crocodile
90The rebel and his helmet fart
91A sound mind, in a sound body
92What is a carrot?
93The student, the bottle and the dumpster
94From the chuggin’ to the coffin
95Singing, or screaming, at the top of your lungs
96A stewardess in the clouds
97When travel plans fall through
98The descent into hell
99Coup de théâtre!
100And yet, it is spinning!
101Searching for new sounds, only to be silenced
102Hot hot hot in Lorraine
103The living dead