Kathy Lette 
Llama Parlour [EPUB ebook] 

Love is in the air or is it only Kat’s car exhaust?…Kat Kennedy is bored with Australian life. Especially the men. So when she wins a part in a top American sitcom, she jumps at the chance to experience some Hollywood glamour. Even if they do wear sunglasses indoors. But even her new best friend, the straight-talking Tash, can’t prepare Kat for a town where the men have love-bites on their mirrors, there is no law of gravity (skin sags upwards), and they say 'Have a nice day’ then shoot you.And then there’s the irresistible superstar, Pierce Scanlen. But can Kat compete with the other great love of his life himself?